This is a section that i thought should be in the website as it sorta
fits into the genre of the website. This page will mainly have a load
of jokes, joke websites, stories etc If you wanna submit a joke or
a story then send it to my email address aceypaul2003@hotmail.com
below and submit it to me with your nickname and i will add it to
this page.
:Jokes:
-:yet to come:-
:Insults:
submitted by Chris
Keywood
You're so ugly you can make an Onion cry
You're so ugly you could be a modern day masterpiece
Your so dumb you thought woolworths was a sheep farm
You're so dumb you got lost in a cupboard
You're so dumb you took sun tan lotion to a holiday in Siberia
You're so fat you can put a hole in the o-zone layer
You're so ugly you need
a license to go outside
You're so dumb you forgot
your own birthday
You're so fat that Britain
hasn't seen sunlight for 50 years
You're so fat that when you went to
school you sat next to everybody
:and the newest addition is:
Your dad is so fat that his belt matches the
length of the equator
:Chat-up Lines:
You gotta be more tasty than an american sundae
Is heaven missing an angel?
You're name must be in the dictionary next to
Kablaam!
It must be illegal to look that good
Is that ladder in your tights my stairway to heaven?
Heres 10p, call your parents and tell them that you wont be coming
home tonight
:Websites:
http://www.MostAnnoyingWebpage.com
http://www.funnyheck.com/sayit.html
http://www.funnyvids.net
:Stories:
24/09/03
Sedars Record Breaking Vomit Syndrome
Sedar went to the pub a few nights last week and he must have drunk
loads. Reefs, Smirnoffs, Double Vodka Red Bulls etc and when he got
home he vomitted 16 times within the night. 16 is just nasty. He must
have felt like crap that night to vomit that much.
24/09/03
Chicken Shop Has No Chicken
Sedar and myself have a 2 hour break on wednesdays so Sedar decided
to go to the Chicken shop down the Broadway. We get in there and Sedar
wants some chicken strips. The guy at the counter says there is no
chicken. What sort of dumb answer is that, a chicken shop is supposed
to have chicken and they havent got a single crumb of it. lol
